Notice of Cancellation

My fellow knitters, please pardon the interruption for the following important notice:

Last week has been canceled. Yes, you read correctly, last week has been canceled. Informal survey and research has shown that many people consider last week to have been extremely unfortunate; therefore, it has been canceled. You may now disregard any worries or concerns that may have arisen. There are no plans to reschedule. We sincerely regret any inconveniences this may have caused.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled calendar, already in progress. Thank you.